1.24.2008

Stop Me If You've Heard It...

Three coaches, Tony Dungy, Norv Turner, and Bill Belichik, charter a private plane to watch the Pro Bowl together. En route, the plane goes down and all three go to heaven to visit God and watch the Celtics play a game.

God decides who will sit next to him by asking the men a question...

God asks Tony Dungy first: "What do you believe?" Tony thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans."

God can't help but see the essential goodness of Dungy, and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Norv Turner and says, "What do you believe?"

Turner says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."

God is greatly moved by Turner's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Bill Belichik: "And you, William, what do you believe?"

Belichik replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

1 comment:

CocoBunni said...

I love that joke :)