I'm sorry for calling them your team. It was all just a joke. Can you please let Vinatieri hit some field goals again? I mean, at first it was a little funny, but now...well to be honest, it's starting to cause some problems with the ol' ticker. I was just responding to some unfound aligations by some retards...I mean, some of your loving children, and was truly just joking around. So, please take your curse off of Jesus Mann...I mean, Peyton Manning and the boys and I would greatly appreciate it. (But thank you for keeping Bob Sander healthy.)
Your
Jake
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Jake everyone knows that the Lions are "God's Team." After all Kitna has gone all Billy Graham on the whole team and even converted Roy Williams this last week.
Well, yesterday's game was one of those "season defining" games for the Colts. Remember back when wrestlers used to wrestle (WWF) and one guy would put the sleeper hold on another. The referee would lift up the guys arm three times to see if he was out. And every time, after the third lift, the wrestler would amazingly recesitate himself and turn the whole match around. Fourth and 1 yesterday was the third arm lift.
That was great. I mean your whole season hung on that fourth and one. Miss it and you've lost three in a row (2 to crappy teams), and it looks like the Pats singlehandedly stole your mojo. Make it, and you prove that you can do whatever ti takes to win. Spend the next few weeks getting healthy and play in the real Super Bowl: the AFC Championship game. Only to get creamed by the Cobra Kai Yankees.
But yesterday was one of those fan moments that you'll always have.
let's talk about something besides football now.
i like matt's "Cobra Kai Yankees" comment. thats funny.
but, jake...did you have to mention Bob Sander's health?!
now you are just tempting him.
Man, now I have to pray again to apologize for that! Oh well.
Ryan - Sorry, i didn't mean to infringe on Lion's territory. Although, they apparently didn't pray enough this week, cause the pack spanked them.
Matt - Keep your Bill Simmons loving comments to yourself.
Bill - 301?
how come i didn't get any love in this comment section? Unless I am "Man".
betsy - get over it
Did anyone else notice Jake spelled "obedient" wrong?
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